Full offense, but if you pre-ordered Fallout 76 right now, on the day of 5th of June of 2018 or any day before that, without even knowing what kind of game it is, based only on the brand and a CGI trailer that only shows like a desk on a dark room, you’re the prime example of one of the biggest problems in the gaming industry right now and I hope the game is a massive disappointment to you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
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It’s cute when people claim that Lovecraft was racist because of the era he was born in. Dude was the most prolific letter writer in American history. We have letters from other racists asking him to tone down the racism. The man was considered breathtakingly racist by the people of his own time.
imagine how racist you have to be to be known as “that racist guy” in a time that was already extremely racist
I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.
the southern ground hornbill is one of two species of ground-dwelling hornbill, native to africa. it is believed the large patches of bare skin and the birds’ long eyelashes aid in protecting the eyes from dust when foraging. these large birds can live up to 70 years in captivity, often reaching 30 years in the wild. these birds typically only breed every three years, and reach sexual maturity at age 6-7.
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In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die
This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.
